This past Sunday August 14 Ms. Berry turned 45 freaking years old and she still lookin fine as day one! She must be sipping the Modonna/Demi Moore elixer. However she did it, I'm not complaining. Eric Benet and her ex-husband (anybody know his name?) are both idiots! In honor of this official cougar I have written a short poem:
Lets rally for Halle
and all of her beauty
Her caramel skin
Her smile, Her booty
Her Catwoman clashes
Her Swordfish flashes
Her Missing Isiah crackpots
Her Monster Ball backshots
Her Academy Award
This young Lena Horne
Deserves all our praise
And even some more
Her Revlon lips
Ask Hurricane Chris
She'll likely look better
When she's forty-six
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